tjugo visdomsord från ari gold
silence is fucking golden!
anyone who puts gwyneths head in a box is alright with me
you are so fucking fucked. I think your the most fucked person I know!
call me hellen geller cos' I'm a fucking miracle worker
wanna do hindenburg? it's titanic on a blimp!
aquaman! it's spiderman under water!
flight! it's dead poets society in space!
brokebackmotherfuckingaquaman! take that bitch!
the script has been changed more times than andy dicks vibrator
playboy mansion... stripclubs... whorehouses... i go where the meetings are. it's my fucking job
when I'm done with you you're gonna be reppin' sideshow freaks! you need jojo the dogfaced bitchboy? call josh weinfuck - the lightweight penstealing fuckface!
we're gonna get drunk with russel crowe and we're gonna headbutt some goddamn kangaroos
show me a little nipple
it's anal sex-night at the gold house... but thank you for the invite, I'm gonna go home and punish my wife
i have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car right now, i'm game
unless carmen electra calls for an emergency kiddiefuck, don't answer
lloyd, this is the big one. so just go grab your best dress and know that today your love of cock is a huge asset to this company
got milf?
what the fuck do you want cuntmuscle?
let's hug it out, bitch
