top ten signs you're not the most popular guy in your high school
top ten signs you're obsessed with 'lost'
tjugofem filmkaraktärer jag skulle vilja dela en jolle med
carl spackler [bill murray] i caddyshack
"play 36 holes and then smoke to bejesus..."
colonel kurtz [marlon brando] i apocalypse now
danny [ralph brown] i withnail & i
mannen som uppfann 'the camberwell carrot'
frank i donnie darko
med evil dead dånandes på bioduken, iklädd min dumma människodräkt
holly [sissy spacek] i badlands
rj macready [kurt russell] i the thing
jabba the hut i return of the jedi
jag har alltid undrat vad det är han röker
moses [charlton heston] i the ten commandments
randle mcmurphy [jack nicholson] i one flew over the cuckoos nest
claire standish [molly ringwald] i the breakfast club
"do you know how popular i am? i am so popular..."
camille javal [brigitte bardot] i le mépris
kowalski [barry newman] i vanishing point
pårökt i passagerarsätet i 300 km/h
dot [chloë sevigny] i gummo
dr. hunter s thompson [bill murray] i where the buffalo roam
the dude [jeff bridges] i the big lebowski
oundvikligt
will kane [gary cooper] i high noon
jim garrison [kevin costner] i jfk
back and to his left...
gandalf [ian mckellen] i lord of the rings
marion silver [jennifer connelly] i requiem for a dream
joseph frady [warren beatty] i the parallax view
hammy i over the hedge
chill. the. fuck. out.
belial i basket case
jeff spicoli [sean penn] i fast times at ridgemont high
johnny [david thewlis] i naked
fredo [ben cazale] i the godfather part II
i båten med michael stirrandes i fönstret. what a way to go...
tio fantastiska vincent price skräckisar
- theater of blood [1973] som se7en fast med en tunn mustasch
- the abominable dr. phibes [1971] se ovan
- scream and scream again [1970] price har ett syrabad i ett skjul på bakgården
- the fly [1958] som cronenbergs version fast utan kräkreflexer
- witchfinder general [1968] price hänger häxor och bråkar med michael reeves
- the tomb of ligeia [1964] en ständigt svartklädd price har lite kvinnoproblem
- the masque of the red death [1964] price dyrkar djävulen och ordnar fester med dvärgar
- madhouse [1974] som scream, fast utan ironi
- bloodbath at the house of death [1984] som scary movie, fast rolig
- house of wax [1953] som nyinspelningen, fast utan paris hilton
christopher lee's ten greatest comic actors
- laurel and hardy
"out in front of everyone. the greatest. my own sense of humour is a pretty highly developed one, contrary to what people might expect" - sig ruman
"the funniest film i've ever seen is to be or not to be [1942]. he had this extraordinary voice: 'they call me concetration camp erhardt!'" - zero mostel
"in the producers [1967]. a superb picture, mainly thanks to zero mostel and max bialystock. his face goes from absolute joy to absolute despair" - terry-thomas
"there's a black and white film called make mine mink [1960] which had me in helpless laughter. terry-thomas at his funniest" - jack lemmon
"in some like it hot [1959]. wonderful. superb. and directed by the greatest director i've ever worked with - billy wilder" - wc fields
"unique. he was a rebel and i'm a rebel too" - groucho marx
"i met him on the set of alfred hitchcock presents. i wanted his autograph but they said, 'forget it, he's not known for groucho for nothing'" - charlie chaplin
"you have to include chaplin. he was a genius. i lived about half a mile away from him in switzerland from 1962 to ´65 and every day i used to see him with his wife down in the town. and he never once said good morning. he must have been a very strange man" - the saturday night live team
"john belushi gave me a photo, which he signed, 'you are the best in the biz - john belushi, second best'" - bonnie barker
"i was very sorry when he retired, but i very much understand why he did. i've often felt like it myself, the sort of people you have to deal with nowadays"
tio the kinks-låtar som magnus carlson får svindel av
- i'm not like everybody else
- dead end street
- shangri-la
- johnny thunder
- wonder boy
- animal farm
- the village green preservation society
- all day and all of the night
- tired of waiting for you
- waterloo sunset
per gessles tre favoritdofter
- cigarr-rök
- bensin
- frugan [som enligt gessle doftar cigarr och bensin]
ten ways to annoy a jedi
- spray-paint "wee-nee" on luke's trainin' blindfold
- swap lightsaber with flashlight. for more fun, swap mulder's flashlight with lightsaber. [snicker as he accidentally fries important documents]
- e-mail mp3 files of darth vader's heavy breathin'
- spike qui-gon's tea with bantha laxative. do it on a day when he isn't wearin' a robe that's already brown
- send jar jar an "i'm with stupid" t-shirt. he can't read, so explain it means, "this is my dear friend"
- point out how racist it is to keep callin' it "the dark side"
- dress up in robes an' send qui-gon a hologram sayin' yoda wants him to take his place at the jedi high council an' when qui-gon says, "really?" say, "no, not really!" laugh
- give luke's artificial hand an android personality. model it after c-3po's
- haul out the pic of carrie fisher in the bikini-- c'mon, ya know ya have one somewhere-- walk over to yoda, show it ta him, and say "yo, 'da, she says size does matter."then drop your pants, break out the ruler, an' say, "read 'em an' weep, felt-boy"
- start the clone wars by clonin' 85,000,000 jar jars
